CYCLOPS QUARANTINED : RABIES ?

As  a  special  Christmas treat  for  our growing readership  , especially in China, the Ukraine, France, Spooksville ,USA, Little Darwin’s dogsbody, Cyclops , was instructed to  run a fantasmagorical piece  received  from  a   brilliant  contributor . However , before  he could schedule  the fabulous  post, Cyclops  collapsed , frothing at the  mouth , outside  Townsville  General  Hospital after undergoing a  fracking  operation   to  tap  the water on his brain . Apart from a Chinese acrobat’s spinning  plate in  his  head, he  now has  an  attachment   to   another  private  part of  his  anatomy  to which  hangs an odd object  which looks like  one of those  plastic guns you can print out  with  your  computer  As a  result , he  has  misplaced  the  bumper  special  post which  would  have  been a  global  hit  in  the  Australian Silly Season. It is  hoped  that  flogging  with the office  whip  will   jolt  Cyclop’s memory , increase  his work ethic  and  your  Chrissy  treat will be  delivered by  Santa . If  not, because the   post has a   nautical theme ,  it  could be launched  during the  Sydney-Hobart Yacht  Race.