Monday, August 22, 2022

THE LOWDOWN ON THE SUNSHINE STATE

The   goings on in  Queensland   in  the l980s -including  the  reign  of   Joh-Bjelke-Petersen -  are covered in  this  1989 volume , found  in a  North Queensland dump shop. It consists of  satirical columns   written  by  Lawrie  Kavanagh   which   appeared  in  the   Brisbane Courier  Mail .

The revelations  of  the  Fitzgerald Inquiry into  Queensland   are  covered in a  racy   fashion  under  headings such  as SOUNDS  OF  CORRUPTION ,  AT LEAST THE  ANARCHY'S GONE  , the latter opening with  the explanatory statement  that  after  almost  20 years by  a righteous Christian who believed  that  with  God  on  your side  you  could  do  no wrong ? 

As a  result , the  Fitzgerald  probe had  revealed   graft  , corruption,  pimps, prostitutes ,illegal gambling ,conflict of  interest , jobs and  knighthoods  for the boys , use of police as government stormtroopers   and  spies against  opponents , thousands of  anonymous dollars falling out of the sky for the party and  friends  . 

Kavanagh , tongue obviously in cheek , went   on  to say  that  at  least there was no anarchy on the streets ,thank God-Sir Johannes-Bjelke-Petersen's major concern  and his  legacy. 

There  is mention of staggering sums of  anonymous cash raining down on the National Party  without  so  much as  a  receipt. 

With a  background as  a  sports reporter , Kavanagh cleverly wrote up the  heavyweight championship  fight  between  Hopalong  (John )Howard and  Hercules (Bob) Hawke   with the involvement of  Queensland  amateur lightweight  champeen, Joh  Peanutsen , who fancied himself  becoming  the  Prime  MInister   of  Australia . 

There is a  foreword  by the late  Queensland   federal Liberal  politician  Sir James  Killen ,  a  barrister  , former Minister for  the Navy and   Defence  , praising  Kavanagh's  writing style .  He  said  Kavanagh  took a clear delight in  using  the  lances of  language  against mean manoeuvres , shabby attitudes  and boorish manners .  KIllen ,who  enjoyed  jokes  and  racehorses , did some writing himself. He  was 81 when he died in 2007; Gough Whitlam  delivered his  eulogy    

This  blog  had to give  first aid  to the book cover in the   form of  a rub down with a  gluestick  because  the  cover  illustration  had   unravelled .