Saturday, August 27, 2022

QUEENSLAND BORDER SHOCK

 When you approach the  highway  border  between  the   Northern Territory  and  Queensland   from the Territory , you  would  not  be  surprised  to see  signs  warning  of   cane  toads ,  prickly pear , pockets of  ranters  and   other  Bananaland   scourges such as  Panama Disease and Coalition Codswallop .

However  , seasoned  travellers   last week  were   taken  aback   when   they  drove up to  the border  , saw  the   large Welcome to  Queensland   sign , with   puzzling  plain  white  backs  of   two   smaller  signs   attached    to   the   uprights  .

Upon  investigation  , they  were  found to  be  corflutes  for  the   pistol- packing   Member  for Kennedy , Bob  Katter,  and   Sunshine  State   Senator  "Please explain "  Pauline  Hanson .  

Obviously,  border  security  is  lacking  if    pollies  can   attache   their   kissers  to  the  NQ Corral fence     and   possibly  distract    drivers .    In  days  gone  by  , you  often saw signs  saying  POST NO BILLS . It  is  obvious  that  there  should  be  one  today , POST  NO  POLLIES ON THE   BORDER . 

 The   comment  was  made that it was surprising that nobody had used  the corflutes  for   target  practise  as  so  many outback  signs  are   riddled.

 Katter would probably not  have  complained  if  his  smiling cowboy   image  had  been plugged, because recently he   called for  all high school   students,  including  girls , to be given rifles  and  trained at  armouries as part  of  a  plan  to  defend  Australia .

It  was revealed that gun lobby groups   made   donations  amounting to $615,000  to  Katter's electoral  war chest over a decade,$330,000 last financial year  

When it comes to  support for  gun-slinging,  it is  recalled  that a sting by  the Al Jazeera   news  organisation  revealed that   Hanson"s  One National   Party  had  sought  millions  of  dollars  from   America's National Rifle Association   in a  bid  to change  gun  ownership  laws  in  Australia .