Saturday, July 30, 2022

KING CANUTE PLAN TO COMBAT QUEENSLAND RISING SEA LEVELS !!!

At  first , Little Darwin was  reluctant to run this  exclusive  Shipping Reporter  post  because of  the possible   adverse  affect  it  might  have   on  choice  island  real  estate  . He  insisted there are  clear signs  that  Magnetic Island is  being   secretly  prepared  for  rising  sea  levels.  What ?  Produce  the   evidence  for such  a  dramatic statement  which claims parts of   Townsville's  Jewel- in - the Crown  will  be  turned  into  something like sinking  Kiribati, we demanded. 

From  his   soggy  kitbag the  waterfront  roundsman  whipped out  his camera   and   presented  his  case. 

He started off by saying that,  months ago,  the popular   Nelly  Bay beach  had  been closed  off  for  dune restoration  .This was carried out   under the Nelly Bay Shoreline Management  Plan  drawn up for the Townsville City Council  in  2010, an  extensive document , slightly smaller than the Encyclopedia  Britannica.

As a  result of the  latest  work, there  is a  high  ridge  of  sand ,some of  it overgrown , above  the   level  of  the   foreshore   public space  which includes  a  barbecue area , seating  and a  playground  , making  it  difficult  to  get  down to the beach . There is evidence of  some brave  mountain climbers having   conquered  the  mound  and  blazed a  trail down  to   the  beach .   

                           

The Shipping  Reporter  saved his most telling  pictorial  evidence for  the last , shown  below , which  he  claims is  an  Australian  version  of  the  very  seat  in  which  Good King  Canute of Denmark, Norway  and England  sat  when  asked  to  stop  the waves coming in.  He   summised  that in the event of  rising  sea  levels  an  Anglo-Saxon solution  will  be  found   to  Nelly Bay's  inundation , similar to  the act of  a certain  brave  little  Dutch  boy .  

The Shipping Reporter broke this  unique   story  after  having  again  wet  his whistle at the  new  Magnetic  Island  Brewery  at  Picnic  Bay.