At long last, the promise of free beer and aphrodisiacs for all the workers when the revolution comes flying in .
The sudden arrival in North Queensland of this Oystercatcher , also known as a Redbill , has been taken as a strong omen that the Australian Labor Party, led by Bill Shorten , will be swept into power at the forthcoming election . Using this bird , also called a Seapie, as a method of predicting the outcome of the election is just as scientific as the Northern Territory News regularly getting an inmate of the Darwin crocodile farm to select the winner of an election or football match by chomping on one of two hunks of smelly meat . (Photograph and text by Vallis , who is obviously badly in need of new strawberry flavoured medication .)
