Saturday, March 2, 2019

CLAM HUNTER MYSTERY

There are growing fears that  an island  fisherman  has been taken by a giant  clam.  Our   exclusive  photograph ,  above ,   shows the  man's upturned   tinnie  and his  footwear , which  was  spat  out  by  the marine monster .  Visiting   Pommie   seafood chef , Rick Stein , was  walking along the beach at  Cockle Bay,  Magnetic Island,   when he  heard   a   terrible scream .

Looking  up, he saw   the  unfortunate  hunter   sucked   under  by  the   clam .   After  two minutes, the   clam  burped  loudly , and  expelled the   shoes . Still shocked,  Stein  said   the clam would probably  have  kept the  shoes  for a midnight snack    if  they  had  been   dipped  in  tartare  sauce . Stein  went  on to say  the  art work on the   bow of  the   boat  was  saucy  and  would  have  attracted  the voracious,   gourmet  clam. As  expected, Bob Katter has  said all clams should  be  shot on sight, especially the thirsty ones who gather at  the  Cloncurry Pub when he shouts for the  house .