Thursday, March 21, 2019

EXOTIC AUSTRALIAN LOCATION FOR NEXT LEGO MOVIE SMASH HIT

Stickybeak  Shipping   Reporter  Scoop
 In a secret , fenced off   section of the Townsville waterfront , our restless  Shipping Reporter, the only one  north  of  Elephant Bay , photographed    some of  the   fabulous  imported   props  for  the  next  exciting  Lego Movie  ,  which  will   be  made   for  adults ,  not   kids . It  will be  filmed  atop   Castle  Hill  soon  after the photo opportunity for  the  lifting of the first shovelful  of  bulldust  for  the  proposed  zipline .
 
Our waterfront snoop  has been informed  that  in  the movie  Townsville   will  be  called  Bricksburg  , just  as  in  the latest  Lego Movie.  The storyline for  the exciting   show  , which  will surely   put Townsville on  the international map yet again ,  includes  rolling  the   jolly  green  drums   down the  hill   and bowling over  troublemakers - called   boofheads-  parading  through  a collapsing   plastic city   during  a  noisy  election  campaign  , handing  out  lollies, free beer   and gift  wrapped  bags  of  coal  to  unsuspecting  voters .