In what has been described as the night of the Saudi Arabian flashing Ali Baba swords, President Trump sacked his Oval Office inner circle advisers and replaced them with a brand new bunch of weirdos , above, to help him bugger up the world .
In this exclusive FBI supplied photograph of the Oval Office , the new mob of apprentices look like Sesame Street characters . It is tipped they will soon have the world in a flap .
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Mission accomplished
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And in another stunning midnight tweet , Daffy Donald announced he had appointed the Blues Brothers as his religious mentors ."These dudes are on a mission from God and the KGB ," he later told a gobsmacked media conference ."The Blues Brothers will sit on my right hand while I continue my starring role in the great American reality TV horror show ."
These shock announcements were made soon after the president's triumphant appearance at the NATO conference where he performed like a bellowing redundant , rampaging Ringling Brothers elephant stung on the arse by a wasp , causing more damage than the Blues Brothers did to the armed forces of America , neo-Nazis and Good Ole Boys during the car chase to Chicago .
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Making the American car and scrapmetal industry great again .
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