A person claiming to be a highly paid Little Darwin correspondent is jaunting about Central America after taking the wind out of Air New Zealand's latest advertising campaign which features a goose . Let it be known that none of our foreign correspondents is paid and the fake editor has a begging bowl and plays the gumleaf , rather badly, in a city mall, often pelted with rotten fruit which nevertheless adds variety and volume to his fibre intake. See http://laidbacklogs. blogspot.com.