NEW YORK : When Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull visits the Big Apple he will hire the famous Ghostbusters team in a frantic bid to stop the massive stream of evil ectoplasm flowing through Coalition members, especially in New South Wales .
The impact of the so called River of Slime has become evident among the Tories and their hayseed mates . Liberals are threatening to resign and become Nationals ; Nationals are demanding another Cabinet position and are fighting over this and the leadership of the Nats as Warren Truss is expected to exit left ; a disgruntled group of NSW Liberals has been plotting to oust sitting members forcing PM Turnbull to say he will not tolerate such action ; Bronwyn Bishop and Bill Heffernan are being urged to disappear...Bronwyn possibly a cabin flight attendant with Alitalia and Heffernan as a trainer of sniffer dogs to detect pipe bombs ; the imminent reshuffle of portfolios has got many on edge ; inflammatory statements by ousted former ministers have been embarrassing the Turnbull government.
The spreading brawl in the government came after a love in and clam bake at exclusive Vaucluse when all the pollies went for a dip in a stream on a private beach . Suddenly, all the party was engulfed by a pinkish river of slime , ectoplasm , just like the one that hit New York , causing chaos, fear and loathing , and gave birth to Ghostbusters ll.
Ever since that horrific Vaucluse episode the Coalition has become full of negative attitudes , like the people of New York . It has even been claimed that Lucy Turnbull described the Coalition as looking like a mess of seething yabbies about to be tossed into boiling water. This colourful statement could result in her being signed up for a cooking series on SBS as has been Peta Credlin, Tony Abbott's former chief of staff .
Meanwhile, Little Darwin is reliably informed that the former Australian Treasurer, Joe Hockey, now our gilded ambassador in New York, has arranged for the Ghostbusters car, above , to drive Turnbull about the Big Apple ,a copy of which will be shipped to Australia and used as the PM's official transport . Car buffs will instantly recognise the limo as being similar to the last Holden produced in Australia at the doomed Elizabeth plant in South Australia, reduced to Japanese scrapmetal by the dynamic gremlins , Abbott and Hockey.
FOOTNOTE: An indication of the sad state of the once mighty American car industry is the fact that the latest General Motors model launched in the US has been made in China .
FOOTNOTE: An indication of the sad state of the once mighty American car industry is the fact that the latest General Motors model launched in the US has been made in China .
