Friday, January 8, 2016

AUSSIE AMBASSADOR INFLAMES ANGRY YANKEE MARCHING GIRLS

Tony Abbott  failed to throw his weight behind the call to  reduce the tax on tampons  and he  got the chop ; now  his pea in a pod  mate , Joe Hockey , is threatened by a militant, very vocal,  hip hopping Yankee  tampon  team .

TAMPA BAY , FLORIDA: Donald  Trump and his wig  have  been blown off the front pages of American newspapers by  the shock  announcement that a team of  marching  tampons  has  been  formed  here  to monster the new Australian ambassador, Joe Hockey , each time he appears in public  for failing to remove the  sales tax on  sanitary items when he was the federal Treasurer .

The  powerful world wide Tampon Sisterhood  decided to give Hockey  hell , although  he  declared tampons were very important, did  Sweet Fannie Adams  to  cut  the tax  on  them  Down Under .

In France, the stunned  government slashed  the tampon tax  by  half  after women  there staged a  massive  demo . Placard  waving    dancing   tampons  also scared the pants off  male  Pommie  politicians in London  .

At  the time  the tampon tax was   raised  in Australia, a Canberra  activist  said Hockey  seemed  more  interested  in  cigars  than tampons.

In America , anti-tampon tax  activists   have threatened to give Hockey the rough end of  a  pineapple treatment over  his  failure to help Aussie  women .