CANBERRA : The government is refusing to deny or confirm a strong report that a prominent politician has been offered a top job as Australia's first ambassador to Kazakhstan.
This is despite the fact that Kazakhstan's famous globetrotting ,highly respected television reporter, Borat Sagdiyev , announced the shock appointment a week ago, without naming the lucky person because of state secrecy...in Australia
In an exclusive interview with Borat in Malibu, California , where he is still stalking Bay Watch star Pamela Anderson , view matrimony , he told Little Darwin celebrity roundsman , Ned Nong , Kazakhstan residents are besides themselves with joy at the appointment, and can hardly wait for the mystery ambassador to arrive by a Lego built submarine , bumboat or helicopter .
Strangely , Borat refused a payment to name the politician who will fill this important position , but claimed the person would feel at home in the large Central Asian country , once occupied by ferocious Genghis Khan , an ancestor of the dreaded Ming the Merciless, which formerly was part of Russia.
Borat made the startling statement that former Australian Treasurer Joe Hockey had wanted the choice Kazakhstan post but had to reluctantly settle for the Washington job instead .