Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull says there will be no inquiry into who leaked the photograph to the media of accident prone former Cities Minister Jamie Briggs with a female public servant in Hong Kong .- News item .
LONDON: Seeking revenge for Malcolm Turnbull's leading part in the Peter Wright Spy Catcher court case in Australia , MI5 has launched a secret plot to make life difficult for the PM.
Little Darwin can reveal the dastardly campaign against the PM is codenamed We Love Lucy , but not that Republican Ratfink, according to our spy correspondent , Argus Tuft , a former Geelong Grammar prefect, frequently caught and caned for smoking Cuban cigars behind the bike shed in a grubby raincoat .
Tuft sensationally claims MI5 has formed an evil alliance with the Opus Dei cabal in government and media circles to undermine and embarrass Turnbull. MI5 and the Tory British Government tried to stop the Spy Catcher case being heard and have never forgiven him for revealing Sir Roger Hollis, MI5 director,who set up the Australian Security and Intelligence Organisation (ASIO), was a Russian spy, the so called Fifth Man in the British intelligence service.
Also mentioned was that jolly other knight, Sir Anthony Blunt, a former wartime MI5 operative , and surveyor of the Queen's art, who was also named a Russian spy.
In a midnight meeting on the Embankment , Tuft was informed that MI5 had warned Turnbull that the leak of the Honkers photograph was just the beginning . With willing local support from nameless collaborators, the agency had built up a bank of photographs of government politicians which with a bit of photo shopping could make the entire Turnbull Cabinet look like unflattering Daily Telegraph front page idiots , clownish jib jabbers .
