Friday, October 10, 2014

WE’LL ALL BE ROONED , SAID HANRAHAN BEFORE LEAPING INTO BILLABONG AND DISAPPEARING



Hanrahan's  grim prediction  came  to mind  after  the gloomy looking   numbers men  , sweaty  Treasurer , Joy Hockey, and  Agriculture Minister ,  Barnaby Joyce , were  snapped  by  our rural  reporter  at  yet another  outback  fact   finding   political  visit ,  photo  opportunity ,   cigar  smoking free Zone because of  the high  fire risk.  It   took  place  in    Queensland   where   much  of   the  state is in difficulties  and   the Newman Government  is  suffering  from  foot  and  mouth . 
 
 Moneybags     Joe  announced  they   had  listened  to  what  graziers   and  others  had to say   but  could  not tell what  would  be  done  to  answer  concerns . They would head back down south and examine the situation.    You   would   think  by  now  that   Brisbane and  Canberra   know   the deep  concerns   and  many  problems  of   those   on  the  land .
 
In one telling ABC TV  show  some time ago  a  frustrated  grazier  said  people  out  west   were   sick  and  tired  of   government  bullshit   and   the slow  processing  of  applications  for   drought  assistance  loans .     In   another   ABC  show , Landline ,  ( where   would  the rural community  be   without   the   tenacious   national  broadcaster’s  rural  reporters?)  ,  Barnaby  was   asked  about  the  Harper  Review   into   competition  ,   which   contained little comment   on  the  role of  the  two  largest  retailers  ,  accused  of   screwing  producers , buying  up  great chunks of other  business , now  apparently  planning  to muscle in on  struggling  small   businesses .    
 
Wearing  a  bag of  fruit  for this appearance , instead  of  a  cowpuncher outfit, sitting on a bench like one   of the homeless ,    Barnaby  made  unclear statements  which  seemed to say that  in Australia the aim of  business is to  screw  the competition . True . If  Franklin Delano Roosevelt   were  alive  and running Australia  today he  would  bring  in  trust  busting  legislation  to  break up  the monopolies running much  of  our  business,  paying bugger all  tax  and  selling the country  down  the drain . In  short - plundering  Australia. The multi-national companies also act like vampires on  the lifeblood  of  the nation . This must  be  a major issue at the G20.
 
Barnaby spoke of the need for transparency  and the desirability   that  producers  get  a  good price  at  the  farmgate .  Puzzlingly ,  he went on to  say   he would   push  a  white  paper  as  far  up  as  it  would go.   Presumably  he  was referring to  the  government’s response  to the  Harper Review  , which  will  be tabled  at  the  beginning of  the  Dodo mating  season  for  further  discussion .

Lucky    Queensland   farmers    also   received a   visit   from  the  Federal Attorney-General , Senator   George  Brandis .  Like  Hockey and Barnaby ,  he  was  without  a   tie  and  coat  when  he  mixed  with  the  sod  busters and Marlboro men .  When  a  Q.C.  sheds  his  gear  , you  know  that   there   must  be  an election soon .  And  Queensland  Deputy  Premier ,  Jeff  Seeney , has  been out  riding the range  ,  looking more like Bob Katter  every day  in  a  gleaming  10  gallon  hat .  He  was   recently  seen with  a  bunch of  dudes standing   in   crop  stubble   as   high  as  a sick   elephant’s  eye  looking   at    maps   and   pointing   to  the  mirage  on   the  horizon.