Wednesday, October 15, 2014

POLITICAL GRAFFITI ON ROCKY ROAD TO DUBLIN

 Plus  a  Wallaby clanger  and  the  Night of  the Townsville  Long  Prawns
Gair  graffiti

An  observation  platform  along  the  $5.2  million  Gamul  Way  walk , which   hugs   a   cliff  on  Magnetic  Island ,  North Queensland , has a panoramic view  and   signage  that  explains  the  Wulgurukaba Dreamtime  Serpent story  about  the giant  carpet  python  Gamul   who  carved  the landscape  from the Herbert River , through the  Palm Island Group , up the Ross River  , finally resting  on  Magnetic  Island,  its  head visible . 
 
 
Another sign , unfortunately ,  erroneously states  that  the Allied Rock Wallabies  in  the  area,  which  appear  to  bounce  about  like Indian  rubber  balls,  do so  because of  their  circular  TRAILS . Actually  it  is   because  of  their  long , circular  TAILS .

No  mention, however ,   is  made of the  faded  political   graffiti  on  the  dominating  rock  on  the  platform , attempts  having   been  made  to  remove it completely over  the  decades : VOTE   GAIR  DLP.  In  view of   the recent   Machiavellian  machinations  in  Brisbane  and  Canberra , especially  in  the   Senate , a  strong  case could  be  made  to  restore  the  graffiti in  fluorescent white, with an appropriate  interpretive  sign to  inform visitors ,  especially  Irish  backpackers , just  who  is  or  was  Gair.
 
Vincent   Clare Gair  (1901-1980),  a roly- poly pollie who wore a felt fedora and  a bowtie at times , was  the  ALP Premier of  Queensland from 1952-1957 .  He criticised  ALP leader , Dr  Herbert  Vere  Evatt , for appearing in  the Petrov Royal Commission into Soviet  espionage in Australia .    Expelled  from  the  party, he  formed  the  breakaway  Queensland Labor Party , which  in  1962  merged with  the Democratic  Labor  Party.  In 1964 he was elected to the Federal parliament  as  a  DLP Senator   for  Queensland  and parliamentary leader of  the  DLP, which only had two members–Frank McManus, Victoria,  the  other. The   DLP  caused  a  major  split in the  ALP  in the  1950s  which  kept  it  from  office  for  many years . 

In 1973  the  DLP's Senate numbers were  five - a constant thorn   in  the  side of the   Whitlam Government -  and internal  bickering   caused   Gair  to  resign as leader of  the DLP.  Senator  McManus had offered him the  choice of immediate resignation or being removed by his colleagues.  In 1974  Gair complained to   Labor  senator  Justin O'Byrne  that  the  DLP  had  done  him  wrong . He said he was  considering leaving  the Senate  before the  next election in 1977 and that he would consider accepting a  diplomatic  post  if  the Whitlam government offered one .    

On being told this ,  ALP   Senate  Leader  ,  Attorney-General , Lionel Murphy ,  devised  a  plan  to use  Gair's  disgruntlement  to  Labor's advantage, hopefully to gain another  ALP Senator   to  enable  passage of legislation  through the  Senate . It was decided   to appoint  Gair   Ambassador  to  the  Republic of Ireland , which would  require him to resign  before the  impending  half-Senate election of Queensland  senators... the  great hope being that the  ALP could win enough seats to  get  legislation  through  the  Senate. As luck would have it , Gair's  mother  was  Irish and  his  wife was  from Irish  stock. in addition , he  was a  keen Catholic .

The  whole  affair  had  to  be  kept  secret .  However, the media  broke the story and  Gair  was  distracted  by National Country Party Queensland Senator Ron Maunsell   who  turned on whisky  and Townsville  prawns  so that  the  Queensland Premier,  Joh Bjelke-Petersen  could get the  Queensland    governor  to issue  writs for  the Queensland  senate election.   The plot , which  stymied  the ALP's plan,   became  known as The  Night  of   the  Long Prawns . Gair was expelled by the DLP  and  told his colleagues, including the Liberals  :  "I've carried  you  bastards for  years, and now you can all go to buggery!" Soon after he left  for Ireland .