BUNDABERG : In breaking news, it has just been revealed that Tony Abbott and Julie Bishop have been admitted to hospital here after their tandem with a pink fringe on top was involved in a nasty collision with a Mr Whippy van and a party of bikini clad nuns. An eyewitness told Little Darwin the crash happened when Ms Bishop,who has the Australasian franchise for Evil Eye cosmetics, swerved to avoid a male cane toad as big as a prominent TV reporter.
Angry Liberal Party strategists blame the ugly Darwin cane toad Ms Bishop patted -as bosomy as Mae West -for the accident . Ever since that bizarre photo opportunity in Darwin the scent of the female cane toad has attracted hordes of mad male croakers everywhere Bishop has gone. The Coalition's Brisbane election launch was a disaster because the front three rows of seats were filled with warty toads hopping about, winking at Ms Bishop. It was hard to tell who were the toads and who were the Chasers at the event.
A hospital spokesman said Abbott was knocked out in the accident and was given the kiss of life by the bikini clad nuns , from the Melbourne Order of Perpetual Indulgence, who are on sabbatical,soaking up the sun before returning to Victoria to go mouldy.
A visiting specialist, Dr Patel, operated on Abbott and removed his ears, which means he will no longer appear in wide wing Libra advertisements. ( See post August 7.)
Angry Liberal Party strategists blame the ugly Darwin cane toad Ms Bishop patted -as bosomy as Mae West -for the accident . Ever since that bizarre photo opportunity in Darwin the scent of the female cane toad has attracted hordes of mad male croakers everywhere Bishop has gone. The Coalition's Brisbane election launch was a disaster because the front three rows of seats were filled with warty toads hopping about, winking at Ms Bishop. It was hard to tell who were the toads and who were the Chasers at the event.
A hospital spokesman said Abbott was knocked out in the accident and was given the kiss of life by the bikini clad nuns , from the Melbourne Order of Perpetual Indulgence, who are on sabbatical,soaking up the sun before returning to Victoria to go mouldy.
A visiting specialist, Dr Patel, operated on Abbott and removed his ears, which means he will no longer appear in wide wing Libra advertisements. ( See post August 7.)
