Thursday, January 25, 2018

GROTTY YACHTIES AHOY !

North  Australia's only S(h)ipping   Reporter  discovers  an  unflatteringly  named  floating   population .
During a  bouncy  sight  seeing   tour of Cairns  on  land  and  in water aboard  an  amphibious  vehicle, ex  US military Vietnam War , which once operated in Darwin , it  included  a cruise   through  a  fleet of  vessels , the owners   surprisingly  referred  to  locally  as " grotty yachties ".  While  some  vessels look  worse  for wear,   not everybody can afford  mega luxury yachts    like James Packer  , with  a  crew   decked  out in  designer label  marine  clobber  to keep  everything  in  seagoing  order, the  brass  polished .
Admittedly , the   appearance of  some yachts  gives the  impression that  they may have  recently  limped into  port  after  fighting the Roaring Forties  along the  Clipper  Route  to Australia .

A number of them are lived on  and  the residents , an interesting   mixture of sea salts  ,  commute  to and  from shore   in  small   dinghies, some  very basic .  The  cruise commentary  included   the  statement that the grotty yachties  risked  being eaten by  crocodiles  as  they  paddle backwards and  forwards   from  " Centrelink  and the pub"... grounds for class action defamation case?... being ripped from  their  moorings  in  a  blow .  A  beached  vessel ,  in mangroves  appears to  have a  large garden, vines climbing up the rigging -a potential  floating  Garden  of  Eden .   

Eve not spotted  nibbling an apple...could have been inside cutting up a  rejected Queensland pineapple and straightening out the bend in large bananas  which  the major chain stores  will not accept  for sale and end  up  dumped   ."  Hippies"  said  to  be   living   nearby .