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Chicky  playing  dead...little rotter .  | 
The stress and  strain 
of  protecting  the cute  baby 
Curlew, Chicky, from   the   killer 
Barking Owl  at  night 
is  taking its  toll . Chicky is  not 
helping  things  by stretching out on the grass  in  odd
 postures   from  time  to
 time as 
if  dead.  Oh , No!  Poor 
Chicky!  Then  it unravels 
an  ungainly   leg 
from  a  difficult 
yoga  position  and  jumps
 to its 
feet ,  no doubt expecting to  be  fed.  It was   thought
 that 
in 10 days’ time  Chicky   would   be too  big  for
 the owl 
and other  predators  to  attack. However, word  came 
through  from a  wildlife carer  that  another  month would 
have  to  pass before   Chicky 
would  be  safe. A month ! 
Already
I am starting to  look like a
composite   of  the  Portrait
  of Dorian Gray 
and  a  Police Gazette  sketch 
of   Jack the Ripper  because of  
lack  of sleep  and worry  about   Chicky. At night, I toss about fitfully   in
 my  bed  , from
which  one of the wooden slats   has  
fallen ,  the  slightest 
move  generating   a 
noise  as if  I am on  a 
sailing ship  bound for  Botany 
Bay , listening to  the  assorted 
sounds,  trying  to detect the  distinctive wuk-wuk of  the owl.
This  dog bark- like sound has also been described as the call
of  the Screaming –woman  Bird and  the  Murderbird . No 
wonder  my eyeballs  are 
hanging  out  , with associated   dark  rings.
 Chicky’s  parents   have  added
  to  the 
harrowing ordeal.  They  foolishly  took  Chicky  (I am  not 
aware of  its sex)  out of  the
relative safety of  the backyard, down  the side of  the house , into  the cruel , cold  (40C plus ) world. I shoo-ed  them  home and built  a 
Berlin wall  which  would 
allow  the  parents to  hop over, but  keep  their sibling   inside.
Unable  to  sleep , about  
2am , I could hear plaintive  beeping 
outside  my window on  the verandah  and found Chicky , all alone, his parents  apparently out  cavorting  in  the
Pope’s Land.   The   parents
  had parked Chicky  outside  my window , knowing I  would guard 
it   while  they 
were  away . When long  awaited 
rain  fell one night , I  went 
and sat out  on  the verandah , rejoicing ,   and discovered
Chicky, once more alone , a  bedraggled   figure 
on  the  lawn . My wife 
complained tha t the noise made by 
my squeaking bed , especially when I  jump 
up  with the  torch to  see  if  the owl 
is   in the yard,   interrupted 
her  sleep.  An  examination
  revealed 
 that  most of  the bed end 
screws were  loose  and 
when  tightened  up peace  and  quiet 
returned .  
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Chicky, centre, with wayward parents  | 
But not  outside . Frogs, flying foxes, possums, real
dogs and other strange  sounds  fill the night air, making  it 
hard to slumber . At 5.30am sharp  the 
parents  peck  at  the
kitchen sliding door , demanding to be 
fed, Chicky, not  far away.  One morning I opened   the door  
and went  ahead  preparing 
the  porridge  for  the
human occupants.  In  marched  the Curlew   parents ,  hissed, 
picked  up  a 
few  flakes of  instant oats 
   dropped 
on the floor, and  were ordered  out. 
Chicky  now   joins   its 
parents   each  morning tapping  on 
the  door .  And  recently
Cockatoos  showed  an  interest in  the 
lemon tree  , despite  it having  been  wrapped in 
netting , and  I chased  them away
. Between Barking Owls, Curlews, Cockatoos 
and  senile decay , Cyclops  is  not
 a 
pretty sight . 
 
