Thursday, February 13, 2025

CELEBRITY SUFFERED IN BIG WET

One of   Australia's  best  known  athletic  celebrities is looking decidely  unhealthy after  Queensland's  long , heavy downpour.  He  is  Doug  the  Dungbeetle , a  prominent   piece  of   public art  in Townville's  flooded   Anderson  Botanic  Gardens .

Doug  is  shown above sporting   a  healthy suntan  while  struggling   with  a   large  ball of   dung  rolled  up   in  the Townsville  region  before  the  heavy rains  began . 

However  , after  the  deluge,  he  was  looking   very  mouldy , below,  a   shrub   blown   down   next   to  him.   

Like Sisyphus in Greek mythology, it seems  poor  Doug has been condemned  to  push  great  balls of  steaming  dung  up  hills  until  Eternity  in  Coalition   held   areas  of   the  country.

It  just  so happens  that  Doug's unhealthy,  drenched  pad in the gardens  is  a  cowpat's  throw   from  a splattered  plaque  marking  the  time   David Crisafulli, then  Minister for Local Government , Community Recovery and Resilience ,    opened   a   giant  water  wise  walk  back  in   October  2013. 

Now   Crisafulli  is  the  Queensland   premier  with  a  plan  to  waterproof  the   state's   highway  system.  While this post was being written an electrical storm  broke over  Townsville and Magnetic Island  and  Doug  braced  himself  for  another  messy  outbreak  of  slip, slap ,slop  in the  downpour .

(Dung. Coalition. Spoof.)