Friday, February 10, 2023

WORLD SCOOP : FEARSOME NEW HEAD MADE FOR DECAPITATED MERMAID !!!

Our eagle- eyed   Shipping Reporter   has   discovered  another  sensational  story  involving  the  mysterious ,  mutilated  , headless  mermaid  of  Magnetic  Island .

 
While  her  head  and arms  were  torn off  a long time ago ,  there now appears to be  the  head  of  Medusa  , one of the  three   winged  Gorgon  sister  monster  figures  from  Greek  mythology , carved  on  a   rock  nearby . Spooky.  


Our  waterfront  roundsman   says  the  face on the   rock   sure  looks like Medusa , shown above,  whose  hair  consisted  of  a  mess of  snakes  and  she  could   turn   people  into  stone  just  by  staring  at  them .   

He went on to say the poor mistreated   mermaid  is showing  increased   signs  of   wear  and  tear  on  her  fibreglass  body  and  provided  the   top  close up .

 Some  months ago , the outrageous  treatment of  the    mermaid , which suddenly appeared at the entrance to  the island  without  explanation , included  the   placement   of  a   repulsive  cut   out   face  of  Prime Minister  Scott Morrison - he of many hats - to   her   neck .  It  disappeared    quickly. 

Lots of  ambergris washed up on the island soon after and it was felt a passing  Sperm  Whale  had   eaten  the  ScoMo  head   and   upchucked  as  a  result .