Friday, October 14, 2022

STRANGE OBJECT SIGHTED NEAR MERMAID

 Our Shipping Reporter, the  only one north  of the South Pole ,    received   intelligence  that  a  large, black  triangular shaped  object  had  been  seen    near   Magnetic  Island's  mysterious mutilated Mermaid   early  one  morning  this week  .  However,   the  waterfront roundsman's  drone  was only able to pick  up  a   yacht  in  the  background .