Sunday, June 12, 2022

MUTILATED MERMAID MIRACLE

From  a  distance , it seemed Magnetic Island's  mysterious mutilated   mermaid  had  grown  new  arms  to  replace  the  ones  torn  from  her  body,  as  was  her  head   which  had been replaced several times .  Stumbling  across  the  rocks  at  the entrance to the island , risking life and limb  to  get a closer look  at  this miracle , it  was found somebody had  dressed the tortured sea  creature  in  a  long sleeve pullover-  apparently with imitation  cut  out   fingers !!!! - advertising   a  concrete company.  Rock  on  fellahs  for  this  audacious  act.