Tuesday, June 7, 2022

BREAKING (ICE-CREAM) NEWS : GNOMES OVERTHROW IMPERIOUS CONE

 

Stroppy garden gnomes on Magnetic Island have  toppled the  king-sized , annoying , attention grabbing  , giant ice-cream cone  which  recently took over and dominated their  patch.  In  the process  of  the coup , the  aggressive  gnomes   staged a  loud  demo,  beheaded  the  whopper intruder , its  finger  licking  head  seen  in  the  background . 

 At first  it was thought  it was  part of  an odd   Australia  event  marking  Queen  Elizabeth's  70  years  on  the  throne .   This  gruesome  beheading   follows   at   least   three  beheadings  of  the  island's mysterious ,  maltreated   mermaid , such outrages  unable  to  be   traced  to  the  wee  people  at  this  stage , but  investigations are  ongoing .