Sunday, June 5, 2022

GNOMES DELIVER LOUD BRONX CHEER IN MAGNETIC ISLAND TURF WAR

 Warning : This  contains  a  rude  Vallis  photo.


Disgruntled  garden  gnomes on Magnetic Island  staged a  protest march  around  the  damaged  refugee  from an ice cream  parlour  that  has   suddenly  been  plonked  down  in  their  domain .  Theatrical  photographer  Vallis  arranged for  two heavy concrete  gnomes , with  loose fitting trousers  that continually   exposed  their  derrieres , to  be carried  to  the  demo , probably causing   the   unfortunate  props  helper  to  suffer  a   double  hernia . 

More modestly  kitted out  gnomes gathered   about   and  delivered  loud  Bronx cheers  when asked  what  they thought  about  the  huge  ice cream cone  , which  could  be  raspberry  flavoured . This could be  read  as  a  hearty  raspberry  for  a  raspberry ice . Two  Curlews  were  seen  outside the garden giving  their  gnome  mates  moral  support ; they wailed loudly during  the  night ,obviously  upset  by  the  cone .