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Due to toxic content in the Sky bin, it seems to have turned into a monster from outer space, worse than triffids that suck out the brains of humans through eye sockets . Several garbos picking up Sky bins have been heard scream pitifully , then completely disappear from the face of the earth.
A spokesman for the fearful garbos, Ned Steptoe, said handling Sky Television bins is so dangerous , he has decided not to allow his son, Harold, continue with him on the dangerous rubbish removal run.
Steptoe called on Sky management to stop using toxic, noxious and dangerous material on the premises . He said the bilge was obviously finding its way into wheelie bins under the cover of darkness , endangering poor garbos and the wider, unsuspecting community.
In need of a scrub , Steptoe pointed out that a promo for Sky News , showing how it had developed over the present dark age , appeared to include an engulfing COVID-like growth eating its logo .
