Magnetic Island's mysterious mermaid and federal Health Minister Greg Hunt have been receiving more obvious cranium manipulation.
In the case of the poor mermaid, her arms and head were pulled off . Then a rock was placed in the neck cavity , below, making her look like an animal, a strange creature from outer space.
Our see all Shipping Roundsman reports that the faux head stone has been moved , below, points in another direction.
For months , Minister Hunt has been having trouble with his hair , especially the feral Katherine kiss curl that was flopping about in the part , greying, see evidence below .
Now , our sharp eyed waterfront reporter says there is a new look Health Minister, below, with premature dark hair , just like Andrew Peacock displayed, and an orderly kiss curl , making him seem a member of the highly popular Mickey Mouse Club . This is due to treatment by celebrity hairdresser ,Thin Lizzy , flat out right now touching up thinly thatched members of the federal government , including the treasurer .
There is wild speculation that Hunt , who is not going to stand at the next election , though campaigning like mad for ScoMo, with even bigger Mickey Mouse ears , will team up with gone with the wind Adelaide pollie Christopher Pyne , to run a new Sky television show which will challenge the ABC's highly rated Romper Room .
