CANBERRA SENSATION : Dorothy Dix seeks asylum in Chinese embassy!!!
Unable to cope any longer writing mindless questions for the Coalition , desperate Ms. Dix slipped into the embassy disguised as a ukulele- playing pole dancer with the Salvation Army and demanded she be flown to Hunan under the name Suzie Wong .
Another Argus Tuft non-fake Scoop
Her defection is more sensational than that of Vladimir Petrov from the Russian embassy in Canberra in l954 as she is a key player in the Morrison Funk Bunker / Dirty Tricks Election HQ.
Argus Tuft said distraught Dix , a member of his Canberra massage parlour and gymnasium, recently confessed to him she was being driven mad writing inane questions for illiterate Coalition members which all provided the opportunity to continually knock and mock Albert Albanese and the ALP during Question Time , then out in the hustings .
" Knock! Knock! Knock !" she had screamed . "Honestly, more knocks than took place at the Happy Hooker's establishment !"
Talking of whores , it prompted Tuft to pull out the above book from his research library , to help him prepare for the upcoming election, by the expert on parliamentary (American ) whores, P. J. O'Rourke , who died recently .The book was described by a Washington Post reviewer as the most outrageous American civics text ever written...insulting, inflammatory, profane and absolutely great reading .
Radio National ran an old interview with O'Rourke today in which he praised Australia , described Donald Trump as an absolute dangerous dill and that he would be voting for Hilary Clinton , even though she was lacking.
A more dignified 2019 book , Plots and Prayers , by Niki Savva , about the shafting of Malcolm Turnbull, nevertheless mentioned Mandy Rice Davies of the British Profumo Affair and a bit of Aussie bonking .
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