Wednesday, February 16, 2022

AUSTRALIAN HORROR MOVIE TIPPED TO TAKE OUT MANY GONGS

 HOLLYWOOD : Several  Aussie productions are   expected to  take out  top prizes at  the  Oscars . One certainty , Psycho, is   a  blood chilling  account of an  annoying  door -to- door salesman  who plays the ukulele  and  wields  a   made  in  China  stiletto  to  skin   cuddly  koalas and  slit  the  throats of  nice  members  of  the  Opposition .

The  experienced , accident- prone  lead   actor  in  the  shocker  has  performed in several  third rate movies .  His  best , blundering  performance was as  Sergeant  Schultz-the  German officer in the Down Under  bunker who knew nothing  about  anything embarrassing-  in  the  series  Scomo's Hobboes .