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Monday, February 28, 2022
Saturday, February 26, 2022
Friday, February 25, 2022
Thursday, February 24, 2022
Wednesday, February 23, 2022
LITTLE MISS KOOKABURRA AND FRIENDS
1927 Melbourne radio station 3LO souvenir card for Childrens' Christmas Party , Gaston Renard Fine and Rare Books, Melbourne , list .
Tuesday, February 22, 2022
FLOWER POWER IN THE TROPICS
Monday, February 21, 2022
Sunday, February 20, 2022
MAJOR AUSTRALIAN WET / DRY EVENTS
HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES TURNED INTO KNOCKING SHOP
CANBERRA SENSATION : Dorothy Dix seeks asylum in Chinese embassy!!!
Unable to cope any longer writing mindless questions for the Coalition , desperate Ms. Dix slipped into the embassy disguised as a ukulele- playing pole dancer with the Salvation Army and demanded she be flown to Hunan under the name Suzie Wong .
Another Argus Tuft non-fake Scoop
Her defection is more sensational than that of Vladimir Petrov from the Russian embassy in Canberra in l954 as she is a key player in the Morrison Funk Bunker / Dirty Tricks Election HQ.
Argus Tuft said distraught Dix , a member of his Canberra massage parlour and gymnasium, recently confessed to him she was being driven mad writing inane questions for illiterate Coalition members which all provided the opportunity to continually knock and mock Albert Albanese and the ALP during Question Time , then out in the hustings .
" Knock! Knock! Knock !" she had screamed . "Honestly, more knocks than took place at the Happy Hooker's establishment !"
Talking of whores , it prompted Tuft to pull out the above book from his research library , to help him prepare for the upcoming election, by the expert on parliamentary (American ) whores, P. J. O'Rourke , who died recently .The book was described by a Washington Post reviewer as the most outrageous American civics text ever written...insulting, inflammatory, profane and absolutely great reading .
Radio National ran an old interview with O'Rourke today in which he praised Australia , described Donald Trump as an absolute dangerous dill and that he would be voting for Hilary Clinton , even though she was lacking.
A more dignified 2019 book , Plots and Prayers , by Niki Savva , about the shafting of Malcolm Turnbull, nevertheless mentioned Mandy Rice Davies of the British Profumo Affair and a bit of Aussie bonking .
Leader of the knock around the clock and nation goose-stepping junta. |
Saturday, February 19, 2022
Friday, February 18, 2022
BORDER DISPUTE IN HAMMER AND SICKLE SETTING TROPICAL NORTH QUEENSLAND
Thursday, February 17, 2022
HYPNOTIC LOCATION
Wednesday, February 16, 2022
AUSTRALIAN HORROR MOVIE TIPPED TO TAKE OUT MANY GONGS
HOLLYWOOD : Several Aussie productions are expected to take out top prizes at the Oscars . One certainty , Psycho, is a blood chilling account of an annoying door -to- door salesman who plays the ukulele and wields a made in China stiletto to skin cuddly koalas and slit the throats of nice members of the Opposition .
The experienced , accident- prone lead actor in the shocker has performed in several third rate movies . His best , blundering performance was as Sergeant Schultz-the German officer in the Down Under bunker who knew nothing about anything embarrassing- in the series Scomo's Hobboes .
MERMAID BEHEADED YET AGAIN
Tuesday, February 15, 2022
Sunday, February 13, 2022
THE LOST ART OF GUMLEAF PAINTING
The latest list of Douglas Stewart Fine Books , Melbourne, included this rarity , a circa 1890 view of Russell Falls, Tasmania ,painted on a gumleaf , signed by artist S. Wadsworth , which sold immediately.
Wonder if he was related to public servant Walking Jimmy Wadsworth who took part in walking events in Hong Kong and sparked the idea for the annual Northern Territory Walkabout organised by the Northern Territory News ?
Because of their brittle and ephemeral nature, genuine Australian gum leaf paintings from prior to the World War One period (especially nineteenth-century examples) are rare survivors. These exquisite miniature works are highly sought after by collectors of both Australian folk art and Australiana, as the medium comfortably crosses over genres. ‘Possibly the rarest of Australian collectables today, these examples of Australian popular or folk art are expressions of a remarkably innocent period of cultural isolation….’ (Vane Lindesay, Aussie-osities. Richmond, Vic. : Greenhouse, 1988, p. 99)
Alfred William Eustace (1820-1907), an English-born landscape painter, poet and taxidermist, is credited with being the first exponent of gum leaf painting in the Australian colonies. He first experimented with the medium as early as 1851-52, while in the Ovens District of northern Victoria. In 1869, a pair of his gum leaf paintings was exhibited in Melbourne at the Art and Art Treasures Exhibition, which would have brought the practice to widespread public attention.
Indeed, it became a popular folk art medium that remained in vogue in the colonies up until the 1890s. The preponderance of subjects in known nineteenth-century examples – such as the one offered here – are bush scenes.
(Later on, when Australian soldiers went to fight in the Middle East and Europe during World War l, there would be a huge revival in gum leaf painting: leaves decorated with motifs such as the kookaburra and kangaroo, along with patriotic messages, were a convenient and hugely popular type of memento from home that could be sent to loved-ones fighting overseas).
Two other examples of gum leaf paintings by S. Wadsworth – one a scene in the Blue Mountains, New South Wales and the other a Victorian landscape at dusk – are reproduced in Lindesay (ibid., pp. 98-99), who describes the gum leaf painting process thus: ‘The preparation for this socially fascinating pastime was simple indeed. When a suitably shaped living leaf was chosen – dead leaves were far too brittle – it was then left to dry, often pressed under a weight to prevent curling. It was then painted green all over, thus adding a fresh appearance and strength to the dry fibre. The decoration was finally added to the leaf in oil paint with a sable hair brush.’ (ibid. pp. 97 and 99).
ANOTHER LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE IN AN OTHERWISE WORLD OF POWER MAD CZARS
Saturday, February 12, 2022
BACK FROM A SECRET SEA / DUMP TRIP
Our Shipping Reporter , the only one north of Auckland, has returned from a successful cruise through North Queensland op shops , garage sales and piles of junk with a kitbag of nautical finds , making his fetid den look like a cross between Davey Jones's locker and a railway lost property office.
One of his finds , about which he is delighted, is the above framed painting of the Maldives on a coconut palm frond .
He made the highly suspect claim that he was reliably informed the following battered Casino guitar ,in a pile of rejects, was strummed by Scott Morrison holidaying in Hawaii , dressed like a beach bum in white rolled up daks, when he tripped over a drunken Elvis Presley look- alike asleep on the beach and fell with it into the sea , hence the missing strings and dried salt coverage .
Friday, February 11, 2022
MAGICIAN AND KOALAS LEVITATED ON ABC
Many and varied are the subjects raised on the ABC's Radio National. Some bring back old memories . On Trevor Chappell's Overnights show an unexpected person mentioned late one evening was the American magician and film star , John Calvert , who sailed his yacht, Sea Fox , into Darwin in June 1959, on his way to perform in Sydney.
By Peter Simon
He was mentioned briefly in passing in a talk about magicians in Australia during which it was said that he had had some trouble with his yacht . He sure did.
I went aboard the yacht when it first arrived in Darwin from Asia and interviewed Calvert and his pet, chain-smoking caged chimpanzee for the Northern Territory News.
A dramatic situation developed when the Sea Fox left Darwin for Sydney and soon after radioed that it was sinking off Arnhem Land . I was aboard a Darwin based RAAF Lincoln Bomber which flew over the stricken yacht ; another plane from Townsville joined in the operation.
On air , it was suggested Calvert had only died recently . Chasing up this aspect on Google it was found Calvert had actually died on September 27, 2013, aged 102, in Lancaster, California. The International Brotherhood of Magicians said his wife of many years, Tammy, had been at his side.
In another superb ABC regular, Conversations, my ears pricked up during a discussion by Sarah Kanowski with Wendy Sharpe , appointed an official East Timor War Artist , which covered her Jewish family background , including a Russian psychic .
Sharpe recalled that when she was being brought up in the northern Sydney beach suburb of Avalon there were koalas in the area . The implication seemed to be that you would not find them there today .
This immediately rang a bell with me because when I was a schoolboy in the 1950s ,I used to go camping on a bush block at Avalon with my mother and stepfather and there were koalas in the area . On tracks in the Avalon area I found flannel flowers growing, even a waratah .
The road running past the block went down to a Pittwater boatshed through thick bush in which koalas were regularly seen.
Thursday, February 10, 2022
DEATH ADDER WARNING
While the grass may not have been as high as an elephant's eye of late , it has been in need of a cut because of the rain and hot weather , plus the fact that the suntanned mower mogul had not been heard from since he announced he was going to make a visit to Sydney..
This then was the jungle situation when a kind neighbour across the way knocked on the door and announced that there is a Death Adder on the loose nearby .
By Peter Simon
Receipt of this warning caused an outbreak of tip-toeing through the tulips when walking through the long grass to the wheelie bins ,palm fronds scattered about under which a serpent could hide ,near where the adder had been seen.Death Adders were the centre of a study on Magnetic Island , not followed up by the hibernating mainland media , as this 2018 public notice shows .