Another Shipping Reporter Cosmic Scoop .
Warning : If you have been watching The War of the Worlds on television ,then do not read this post as it will scare the pants off you.
The remains of a space ship and its stunned and battered alien flight attendant have been found at the entrance to Magnetic Island . Probably from Mars , the survivor , with a head like a dog , is shown gazing at a passing ferry on its way to Townsville .
Imagine his surprise and deep sense of let down when he realised it was not a visitor from another galaxy intent on buying local real estate and providing Australia with real govermental leadership, but the poor, mistreated , mystery mermaid , which over the months has had its arms and head pulled off .
A rock had been pushed into the neck cavity by some weirdo to give the impression of a transplanted animal head .
