LONDON : It can be exclusively revealed that, in a playful gesture, the Queen sent mixed up One Nation leader Pauline Hanson, above, a personal letter with a card wishing her a happy 100th birthday!!!!-whenever that might be .
It was sent by Royal Mail pigeon post -shot upon arrival- to Queensland's Flat Earth Scenic Rim after Hanson caused confusion and disbelief in a Senate debate by saying she could not remember on what day she had turned 67 .
This had caused an outbreak of merriment in Buckingham Palace court jesters when it was reported in the British media .
A palace footman told Little Darwin's Royal Roundsman, Ned Forelock-Tugger , the Queen has a great sense of humour, and had giggled hysterically on reading reports about the odd Orstralian political event.
She had immediately dashed off a letter ,using the tail feather of a freshly plucked Royal Swan as a quill , to Ms. Hanson.
In it ,she informed Hanson that according to the Down Under Doomsday Book , May 27 , 202l was the day she had turned 67 .
In the attached birthday card , Her Majesty said she had included Hanson's 100th to save all the expense of a separate letter in 33 years . The letter was whimsically signed , Your Ageless Monarch , Lizzie Two-Stroke .
