Tuesday, May 4, 2021

SHAKESPEARES MANHANDLE SCOMO

 In an exclusive interview   with one of the most famous men in English  literature, William Shakespeare, he  described the  Australian Prime Minister  as  an  odd bodkin who doth   excessively tongue  kiss  the  nation   with   huckster  type  announcements  and  short  photo opportunities   at  which  he  scowls  at  the  media . 

The  wise old   Bard  told  Little  Darwin ScoMo  not only frequently  lays   his  hands  on   misguided , quiet  Australians   , but  is  also  about to  set a  world  record  for   laying  on  of   glutinous malarky  in  the Guinness Book of Records.  " He  is playing many  parts , including  that of a  moonlighting  cubby house  builder , " Shakespeare  said ,  kindly  agreeing  to  be  quoted.


Laying his hands on a  Brahman bull  in Rockhampton  recently was an obvious  corn  fed  lot- publicity  department  stunt  


Instead of running  about the country  making   daily  pronouncements which do not stand close examination , some rehashed,  Shakespeare  proferred  sound advice   for the  babbling PM: "The way to get  started  is to  quit  talking  and  begin  doing ."


For instance, Will said  the  PM  should  out  that damned  Covid -19 spot   by setting  up  isolated   centres   to  process people from  overseas and  prevent  capital cities  from  being closed  down, suffering terrible economic  disruption ,  from  time to  time, bound to happen every so often under the present  obviously unsatisfactory  system  .  Lady Macbeth  was  available to   help   banish  the  virus .