Tuesday, October 27, 2020

LIES, DAMNED LIES , BULLSHIT ,TWISTED SISTERS AND WELCOME MEXICANS

Ace   political  reporter  Argus  Tuft  continues his fair and   balanced coverage  of  the  Big  Banana State  election   where  scary  threats  and  mountains of green  and  black  moolah  are  being used in a massive concerted campaign to  bring down the  Annastacia   Palaszczuk  Government .

ALP Death Tax in  person.
The state is being bombarded by Clive Palmer's United Australia Party newspaper  and  television advertisements   warning  that  Labor could sink its fangs into the necks  and  pockets of  the  dear departed with a $120 billion   DEATH TAX- obviously designed to scare the daylights out of  tax dodging retired   zombies  who  abound  in  Queensland, especially in the Sunshine Coast area , and vote for the LNP and  Donald Trump through Australia  Post  .

 The  threat  of  a 20 percent  bogus   Labor  Death Tax is  resurrected from  the  grave at every  election  in  Queensland, state  and federal . This time , however, it is a whopper  campaign in which even  Mrs  Palmer , the deputy leader and  a candidate , plays  a  major part .  

 Orchestrated  social  trolls  have  taken up the  latest   death tax  reincarnation.  This caused the ALP  to send Clive and his  social media backers  a rude message   from  the other side.


The ABC's Media Watch recognised the embalmed  death tax  threat as a load of old codswallop  . And the Queensland Minister for Tourism Kate Jones, soon to  go on a holiday,  went so far as to brand it "bullshit". 

  

The  angry ALP  says  Palmer is lying to Queensland  and  has organised a  petition in  which it  says  Palmer , who recently bought an $80million  luxury yacht , is using  his  billions  to bankroll a massive campaign of  death tax lies to elect  Deb  Frecklington  and  the LNP.

The Freckle denied  this; said she had not even met him  and had no desire to do so .   However, the $300 registration  rebate she is promising motorists by Christmas if elected to government will help  defray the  cost  of  wear and  tear  and   salwater  corrosion  on  Palmer's  Rolls-Royce.

In addition , he  has a vehicle collection numbering  150, said to be worth $20million  and   include a rare zombie van .

Challenged  by the media to justify  the claim  that Queensland is going to bring insuch a mortifying  tax ,  Palmer claimed  a public servant had told him that the death tax had been discussed. 

 It started to sound like a Randy Rainbow   choir singing  liar, liar, your pants are on fire ! In a Sydney court , where Palmer was   charged  with breaching the copyright of  a song by American heavy metal group, Twisted Sisters  for a political jingle

The Twisted Sisters said his version of the song was "awful"and misrepresented the  message. 

During the hearing , a media report  said Palmer was repeatedly accused of  lying  by  claiming  he penned the lyrics . He strongly  denied he would say anything if he thought it would help his political cause. 

Palmer told court he he did not want to pay to use the song because it was not original and a version of the Christmas carol, O Come All Ye Faithful.

 In his  affidavit ,Palmer was described as someone with a “keen interest in the publication of original poetic works” who “regularly publishes poetic works”.

His legal team  argued he did not reproduce a “substantial part” of the song and made “material changes” to the lyrics.The words of Mr Palmer’s song included “Australia ain’t gonna cop it”. Case continuing. 

NOW FOR SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT IN THIS  SING ALONG : 

It will be ironic indeed if  the  AFL  grand  final   between two Victorian teams  played at the Gabba in Brisbane , instead of the  MCG,  Melbourne, because of COVID-19 , helps   Annastacia   to   retain power.

 For  our overseas readers, Queenslanders  have  long  referred to  Victorians  rather  disparagingly  as  Mexicans,  they being from across  the border, its capital often wet, windy and cold .   Hence  the  use  of   Mexicans  in  the  heading  lyrics  .  

NEXT : The  battle for Townsville  becomes  increasingly  like  the  U.S. presidential  election .