Wednesday, October 28, 2020

NEW LAND OF THE STARS AND GRIPES

Tired and  emotional political reporter Argus Tuft files his latest dispatch on the  Queensland election which he says resembles the American U.S. presidential election in many ways.

Townsville, centre of three ALP seats ,is a major battleground , the American  similarities  evident -God help Australia . 

A  man  claiming   to  be  from Jehovah's Witnesses  has  been ringing   around  wanting  to  discuss a  number of  local  issues .

An ant-abortion leaflet has been slipped into letterboxes and there is an anti-ALP newspaper advertisement on the subject

A   veteran journalist , a  former editor of the Townsville Bulletin ,discussing his recently published memoir ,mentioned the Ku Klux Klan had been very strong in the region,against Aboriginal land rights,claiming to have influence in high places ,including  federal parliament .

In the closing days of the Queensland  election , while not  wearing  white hoods in Question Time in the  House of Reps, various ministers  have sounded   like   a  noisy  lynching party  when   answering  Dorothy  Dixers that  enable  attacks on   the   Queensland  premier  and   the  ALP in general.

The  theatrical   Katter's Australian Party , strongly   funded  by   recreational  shooters  , pro-gun lobby groups  and arms and ammunition businesses , which  sees itself as  the "kingmaker"after the election, says it will push for a new state north of  Rockhampton.  

Surely  fake news  is  the  wild  claim  that  Donald Trump  will move to this new state   when he loses  the  election , open a golf course ,  build  new hotels.

Babbling  Pauline Hanson of One Nation,  agin the ABC ,   was  interviewed by  the  satanic forces of SKY , also out to skin the  ABC, at  a  location said to be the scenic rim . It should   become  the end of  the road  for  the party , seeing  its support  has  at  long last imploded, which will cause problems for A Current Affair and other  commercial TV stations who  pay so much  attention  to   her . 

You cannot help feel you are in the Aussie  Everglades  when the Townsville Bulletin runs an  editorial about  them thar alligators  threatening local swamp  people, following  the  sighting  of  ONE  in  a  freshwater  weir .