The above nuclear-powered ingenious top secret Australian robotic device designed to scoop up large mineral samples from distant galaxies will be used to sanitise polling booths after the Queensland election, according to award winning political reporter Argus Tuft . A spokesman for the Queensland Electoral Commission revealed the state is normally knee deep in canetoads but due to all the bullshit spread about during the election campaign, especially by one party , the populace is up to its nostrils in detritus .
