New lapel badge, inspired by the biblical locust that devasted ancient Egypt, to be worn by all National Party members when they travel to fire ravaged and dustbowl rural and regional areas with Ol' Snake Oil ScoMo for a photo opportunity to try and convince locals they actually do have a real policy on anything -even climate change- that is not an empty slogan . With a cranial and tail end profile like Donald Trump and touchy feely extremities , the specimen is believed to be a mutation between a sacred Scarab Beetle and the dreaded Pentecostal Moth .
