CANBERRA : Highly ambitious and one of the noisiest creatures in the Brer Rabbit briar patch , Ned Chomper , above, is tipped to become the new National Party Pest of the Year . He does, however , face stiff competition in pub wrestling elimination brawls in Wagga Wagga , Whoop Whoop , New England (after Brexit ) , according to award winning political reporter Argus Tuft .
Chomper is known to avidly support the federal government's recently announced deceptively named drought proofing scheme which will, God willing , turn Never Never Land into a veritable Garden of Eden .
However, dehydrated landholders, outback towns,primary producers suffering from bushfires , duststorms , lack of rain, ruthless banks , lousy farmgate prices can only see a mess of giant grasshoppers continuing to chomp through the countryside in Marboro Man hats , chirping we love yuz all , especially at election time .
