CANBERRA : Prime Minister Scott Morrison was wearing fake Wellington boots , with Winx brand spurs , when he announced May 18 will be National Shoeshine Day in Footrot Flats . It can be seen from our exclusive photograph that he got a whiff of something offensive to the nostrils when a lowly ABC reporter, living on the poverty line and unable to afford imported shoes , undoubtedly suffering from tinea , kept on putting his feet up , at an almost live telecast , asking embarrassing questions about climate change , Adani , the 49 pair of shoes filled by government appointment in the last few weeks .
Astonishingly one of those who got a shoe in is former Liberal MHR for Herbert , real estate agent and hand grenade juggler, Ewen Jones , of Townsville , to the board of the National Film and Sound Archives.
In a familiar rallying call to the various brawling groups in the Coalition , Scomo urged his Mugg Boot wearing followers to rush out and put the Italian slipper into Bill Shorten. He then dashed off to SKY Spews where his boots were kissed and polished , as usual , by adoring shoeshine boys who get a nickel for their services.
