Wednesday, July 11, 2018

MAINLAND MEDIA TRAPPED IN UNDERGROUND MUSHROOM FARM

There is overwhelming   evidence  that  members  of  Townsville's  media  have spent   so much time in  the   dark  and  dank   local  mushroom farm , aka  the city's   news  beat ,  that  they have  become  blind  to  the  many stories  on  nearby  sunny  Magnetic Island , slickly described  as  the  city's  Jewel in  the Crown , but badly neglected .

Latest  island  epics  to escape  the  myopic media's  attention is  the   fight to death by a  death adder  and  a   coucal , captured on  film  (could go viral , as they say ) ; the third  vandal  attack  on  beach   restoration  measures (the  two others not  picked up by the  look  alike  mainland  mob )  ; the  weird , hush-hush  case  of   the  smile-you-are-on-candid-camera  safe  robbers.


Then  there is the unexplained  saga  of  the  white  powder( was it sherbet or  meths?),  dropped in a  bottle shop  which, according to hearsay , resulted in  a man being ordered off the island ; the story behind  counterfeit  American  money found  on the  island .What about the dead  dugong  found washed up on  the  island ? The follow up autopsy been carried out  yet  ? The observation  has  been made  repeatedly  that a  small team of  really  with  it  scribes  would  go through  Townsville  like  a   packet  of  salts, in the process , giving  Magnetic Island  and Townsville  the  coverage   they   deserve, but  clearly  do  not  get .