Thursday, July 26, 2018

HOLLYWOOD CLAMOURING TO SIGN UP AUSSIE FILM PRODUCERS

Big   Brother(s)   Epic  Goes Viral .
Produced on  a  shoestring  and a  pre-loved  jockstrap budget ,  a  movie  to mark the  anniversary of  a  major   Australian  sporting  victory - the 1984  rugby league grand final  win  by  Brothers , in  Darwin - has  had a  fabulous  response, ratings  astronomical , you  could  say  gone  troppo .
It  was  thrown  together  in  Townsville and Darwin  by  Pyro North Productions in  next  to  no  time - yet  has  stunned  audiences  all   over   the   globe.  Pyro, with  Egyptian backing,   is rumoured to be working on the sequel ,  another rugby  block buster movie , Curse  of   the  Flaming Mummy's  Dummy   Pass .


Cigar  chomping  Hollywood  tycoons  are  clamouring to sign up the  mysterious   team  of   red  hot  filmmakers   after  the movie  was   declared  one of the most  riveting   films of  the year , winner  of  the  audience participation of  the  year  award  , winner  of  the  best ( and  cheapest ) director of  the  year  award.

A French film  critic in  a  beret   said  zee  fabulous   footie  film  is certain to win  the   Palm  d'Or   at  the  next  Cannes  Film  Festival .  He would like to see Fifi Le Bon Bon signed up for  Pyro's next  production .  Meanwhile , praise for the footy show  continues to  pour   in.  Respected Darwin  businessman and   inventor , Dave Smith , well   known   in  Top End   flying  saucer  and  banking   circles ,  says  the  shock   Big  Brothers  win , as depicted  in the movie, is  an inspiring  message  about   the  triumph  of   the   human spirit . 
A clue to the   anonymous  production team   is revealed in the  puzzling  credits.  Taking  a  wild  punt , it seems  Simo  played a  major part in  the  production , even  sold popcorn   and  light  refreshments  during  the red carpet   premiere  screening   in   Darwin   at  the Brothers  60th  anniversary  bash .