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Romantic stroll in the shimmering moonlight.
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Wrestling monstrous Logosaurus which had devoured local yokel called Bob Katter who was in training for the annual swim to Green Island , clad only in an Akubra . Onlookers say it was hard to understand what he was saying as he was dragged under, screaming , in front of reporters who had come along for one of his usual cull all crocodiles photo / quip opportunities . It is claimed he yelled something like : "This can't be happening , I am the sixth most powerful man in Australia !"... proof positive that even if you wear a big cowboy hat in Queensland political circles you can still suffer from sunstroke .
Me leading search party out early looking for Katter's missing , soggy hat, which will end up in the Vinnies free basket .
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Another romantic stroll at night , still looking for hat, Crocodile floating nearby chewing briefcase which may have belonged to Katter .
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