Saturday, February 10, 2018

LEATHERY COUNTRY LIBERALS SEEKING FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH IN TERRITORY WILDERNESS

Kicked out of government by the ALP  at the last Northern Territory landslide  election , the Country Liberals, reduced to two members and a  pond full of  croaking  cane toads, are    desperately  trying to sign up new members.   There was no sign of interest  in  the  party's  stand, above, at   Fred's  Pass   in  the Darwin rural area. 
 
 The  Country  Liberals  are  so desperate   they are even    trying to get  young  people to join , see  YCL ( Young Country Liberals )   sign  at  back of  bearded  gent .  It  has  been said that a  bunch of old geezers  in  leather  jackets , with  masonic connections,  pull  the  CL strings .  Now  that  it has just   been revealed that  the  odd  Victorian Cormack Foundation  contentiously  donated  $200,000   into the   CL  coffers to help it resuscitate  , there  may be a rush, especially by  smart  young  Territorians , to   join  and   share  the  loot .
Potential NT  Young  Country Liberals  will undoubtedly look like these typical  southern Young Liberals ,  appearing  on  the  ABC TV ripper show, Shaun Micallef's  Mad As  Hell ,  except  that  they will mainly wear T-shirts, thongs ,   certainly  no  jumpers or  cardigans , and  no  coats  and  ties ...pocket hankies !!!!