CANBERRA : I can reveal that the entire Coalition is unduly influenced by a seductive staff member who is closely linked to the Manager of Government Business in the House of Representatives, Christopher Pyne.
ABC political reporter Annabel Crabb grilled Pyne over his obvious close association with Ms. Dix and he was captured on camera saying he did not even know she existed !!!!
This despite the fact that he is responsible for drawing up questions to be asked of government during parliamentary sittings which are universally known as coming from Dorothy Dix and are called Dorothy Dixers .
Argus Tuft says Dorothy Dix is rushed from office to office at all hours of the night and day. She has the power to mesmerise politicians and make them sound like robots when they get up and ask a question in the House of Reps and Pets. Her frequent passionate utterances refer to hard working Australians who could do themselves an injury in a different position proposed by those evil eunuchs opposite.