Tuesday, November 7, 2017

WORLD'S FIRST TATTOOED KOALA

Island  turned  into  frightening  Jurassic  Park 
Scarring the bejesus  out of  unsuspecting  tourists lobbing on Magnetic Island  by ferry is  this  warlike looking  Maori  Koala ,  Blinky  Kupe Tutanekai ,  with extensive  tattoos . Armed  with a  greenstone  club , he  is lurking in the  Welcome to Magnetic Island   banners   which  are  flapping wildly in  the  breeze , tearing apart  .   The ferocious  creature  is believed to be the  leader of  a raiding party  which  paddled  in during the night   intent  on  renaming  the  popular  tourist  spot   All  Blacks  Island , showing utter disdain for the recent stunt  of calling the place  Cowboys Island .   After that , they plan  to   make a   Viking-like  raid   on   nearby  Townsville  to pillage , burn  and   sack  the  council  chambers , the  Townsville  Bulletin , Townsville  Enterprise  and   the  Adani   office . They have  the names of  others  on  a   sushi  stained  list , they'll none of  them  be  missed .