Holy Hades : Graded gleaming white coral with driftwood , representing tortured souls clutching at a raft in a rare anaemic vision of Dante's Inferno -very artistic, recommended for penthouse dwellers.
These thoughtful gifts sponsored by Adani, the Australian federal government (now adrift at sea ), Murdoch media, the Queensland government , assorted mugwumps and now Beijing , which deserves a belt up its combined silk lined suits for being sucked into the never ending plunder down under.
Orders for beaut Aussie bleached coral Xmas packs can be lodged with any Australian embassy throughout the world , at The Lodge, Canberra, and the Rockhampton and Townsville city council offices and throne rooms . Each box, delivered by a FIFO worker, includes a free copy of a Murdoch newspaper which is ideal for turning into kitty litter before reading .---Coral arrangements by Fifi of Karumba .
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