Underneath Lychee , Mae West has produced two more eggs . Crows have built a nest near Queen of the Jungle's residence . Torres Strait Pigeons have arrived from up north . Ants are coming out of the computer keyboard , even a jumping spider , stinging March flies have turned me into a sucker . Heat has brought out a variety of ants in the kitchen , some so tiny you can hardly see them . There is a growing urge to punch the printer because it refuses to work . Received a strange telephone call from Queen of the Jungle saying it is going to rain because her body is telling her so ; did not say what part of the royal anatomy , then gusty wind blew . May have ruined two flyscreens taking them out to wash away dust in the pre Christmas frenzy to tidy up, dust , polish .
