Sunday, November 19, 2017

ISLAND SNAFU CONTINUES / MEXICAN JOURNALIST STRIKES BRICK WALL AT COUNCIL

Tattered  Jewel  in  the Crown welcome  disappears down  Harpic Harry's  U-bend .

The  extensive Welcome to Magnetic Island display   now  seems  more  porous   than the border between the  USA  and Mexico  and  still  the  Townsville  media  has not  twigged .  A  large  chunk of  the  banners  covering up  the  unsightly  hole  at the  terminal , blown about, torn , collapsed ,   has   been   removed , no  doubt  due to this  blog  reporting  the  situation.  

 A Melbourne journalist, Kim Lockwood,  who earlier  this year  had visited  the island , on reading in  this  blog  about  the  banner  fiasco,  contacted  the Townsville City Council  and asked what they were  doing to remedy the situation at the ferry terminal.
 
The TCC  promptly  informed him   it   could  do nothing   as the terminal  and  surrounds are not a TCC  owned  asset. He was directed to the Department of  Main  Roads  and Transport  site  for "further  actioning." A strange response seeing the council  recently took part in a  PR stunt   in which  Magnetic Island was  renamed  Cowboys Island and  the councillor   for the island , Ann-Maree  Greaney,  featured in a  TV  report  for  the welcome  display in the first instance .( Then, on November  10 , long  after this blog raised the issue, Councillor Greaney  announced  she was aware of the  signage situation at the ferry terminal,  and  hoped  it  would  be  fixed  that  very  day .Not so .) 
 
Nevertheless, the tenacious  reporter  Lockwood  went to the Department of Main Roads and   Transport and  found  it  a weird  site  which gave him the impression that  it could not  help  because  Magnetic Island  is  not on  a  road . He  referred the matter back to us suggesting it might be  a  case of  getting our  famous  salty  S(h)ipping  Reporter  , the only one  north  of  Woolloomooloo ,  to follow  up .

 Our nautical roundsman was  located, as uusual ,  in Molly Malone's Irish  Pub  and reluctantly   paddled out to the  island  and inspected  the  now huge  gaping hole in the welcome mat . There he spotted  broken  plastic  ties   and  eyelets  scattered about the  place. The poor mutated Koala, which had  been  flapping   about wildly for weeks   , was  secured  by some ties  at a torn and  frayed edge and  would   no  doubt  burst  free  in  a  puff .

Thankfully,  a  much  blown  about and creased  panel of  a  rock  wallaby, which gave the impression it had been decapitated ,  is  one of those  sections  removed  from  public  gaze.  What  next ? Any Townsville journalist   reading this  post is welcome to  follow it  up  with the TCC as the remnants  will undoubtedly be blown away in the cyclone season . The media  should also  pay close  attention to further scoops   about to break  in  Little Darwin  involving the Townsville City Council ,  crime ,  industrial  rounds ,   health  ,  shipping  and  intriguing speculation  about  a major  media shake up  likely  to  hit  North Queensland .  

Flapdoodle Island  update :


Out of a clear blue sky , of  which not many are seen in Melbourne ,  reporter Kim  Lockwood was surprised to receive an  unexpected  email  from  the Townsville  City Council admitting  that  it is indeed involved  in  the  Magnetic Island  welcome  fiasco .  It informed him  a  report had been "raised"  , reference CSPOS/17/01458 ,  for the council staff on the island to investigate and see what could  be  done  to rectify the situation.  It went on  to say that " hopefully"  the  island staff were already aware  of  the situation and they  had already  done  " something ."   It would seem that  communication between Townsville council chambers and   Magnetic Island  staff   consists  of  writing a message in longhand, inserting it  in  an  empty  champagne   bottle  and  then chucking it  into  the sea on  the  outgoing  tide.  Why not pick up  the  blower ?