The Bard has decided to change his famous soliloquoy about the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune to include the danger of falling mangoes dropped by screeching fruit bats . This is due to the fact that during open air performances of Romeo and Juliet in Queen's Gardens , Townsville , marauding fruit bats have lobbed a few mangoes on culture vultures from nearby, well laden trees, one in the centre of the photo. It would be an unexpected and dramatic ending if Juliet is knocked out by a mushy mango and carted off to Townsville General Hospital for mouth to mouth resuscitation by Romeo .
