Wednesday, September 10, 2014

TOP SECRET AUSTRALIAN HIDEAWAY FOR OBAMA


To  escape  the   madness  of  Washington   and   Brisbane , a  no expenses spared    padded  cell   is  being  prepared   in  a  secret  North Queensland  location ( Townsville )  for   President  Obama  after  the  G20  meeting . Called  the  Whitehouse , the  luxurious pad  will  enable Obama to  chill  out . With all the problems  of  the world seemingly on  his   shoulders , the  most powerful man  in the world    recently received heavy  flak  for  two   days  from   America’s  mad media   for  wearing a  tan coloured suit. Of  course that    great  organisation , Fox  News  - Fair  and  Balanced...as water is dry  ( Huffington Post) – was   frothing  at  the mouth  over this  gross  presidential  fashion  blunder . The war hawks screamed  that  he  should  be   running  about   dressed  like  Rambo... napalming,  droning ,  saturation bombing .