To escape the
madness of
Washington and Brisbane , a
no expenses spared padded cell
is being
prepared in a secret
North Queensland location ( Townsville ) for President Obama after the G20
meeting . Called the Whitehouse , the luxurious pad will enable
Obama to chill out . With all the problems of the world seemingly on his shoulders , the most powerful man in the world recently received heavy flak for two
days from America’s
mad media for wearing a tan
coloured suit. Of course that great organisation , Fox News - Fair and Balanced...as water is dry ( Huffington Post) – was frothing at the
mouth over this gross presidential fashion blunder . The war hawks screamed
that he should be running about dressed like Rambo... napalming, droning , saturation
bombing .