Saturday, September 27, 2014

LAST DRINKS FOR ABC LEFTIES

TURNBULL SHOCK : ABC NOT WORKERS' COLLECTIVE !! 

Their snouts in the public trough , top  executives  of  the  national broadcaster, soon to be  lined up and  shot by the government ,  captured here on an  ASIO  spy camera , which itself is  monitored by the Chinese Secret Service . A leaked  report says Late Night Live presenter,  Phillip  Adams , holds similar  rowdy sessions  in  the Muswellbrook  ABC  office, near his prickle farm, from  which he makes numerous  subversive  broadcasts   undermining  Aussie  Vegemite  and  wilfully fights the  deliberate  dumbing down  and  brainwashing  of  the  nation.

Our man in  Canberra, Argus Tuft , recently involved in  an  incident  with an  armed sniffer  dog  in  parliament  house , witnessed  by  Cordy , reports that  the ABC cabal will  soon  be replaced by right thinking government  appointees.
 
Tuft -who  has vowed he will strenuously defend himself against  any charges brought by the RSPCA- says  the  ABC has  long been  guilty of  doing their job properly, informing the  public , making superb documentaries, keeping  poor buggers still on the land despite banks , droughts, feral pigs, red tape  and  low market prices up to date with  daily rural news,   asking questions  that  journalists  are  supposed  to  ask  and  showing up  so  much of  the  commercial  crap  being  force  fed  on  the  nation.


 Of course, this could be a  lost  cause because  bogans , boofheads  and  carpetbaggers   are  on  the  rise along   with  regiments  of  goose - steppers  in  blue ties .